Technology evangelist

'cause someone in the cloud lacks clue

I was sick and tired of everything
kind of like I M O in Glasgow
All I do is code and sleep and sing
Wishing every FUM was the last FUM
So imagine I was glad to hear you debugging
Suddenly I feel all right
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm on conference stage tonight

It is like
grid computing although a tad commercial
Oracle like Sun
Java, having fun
Feeling like a number one
It is like
grid computing in a datacenter
POWER by Big Blue
Even that won't do
'cause someone in the cloud lacks clue

Facing twenty thousands of your nodes
How can anyone code that soon-ly
Part of a success that never ends
Still I'm runnig serial jobs only
There are moments when I think I'm going crazy
But it's gonna be alright
Everything will be so different
When I'm on conference stage tonight

It is like
grid computing although a tad commercial
Oracle like Sun
Java, having fun
Feeling like a number one
It is like
grid computing in a datacenter
POWER by Big Blue
Even that won't do
'cause someone in the cloud lacks clue

So I mapreduce, and recompile
The aggregate of that will prove to me I'm still alive
And when I profile every branch
and loops so tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight

It is like
grid computing although a tad commercial
Google, Amazon
Distributed fun
Feeling like a number one
It is like
grid computing in a datacenter
AC 'til you're blue
Even that won't do
'cause someone in the cloud lacks clue